Saturday, August 27, 2005

Bar fights are kind of over played. I have a sneaking suspicion that anyone who participates in slurred stumbling fighting is actually faking it to get on camera. I suspect this for a few reasons.
Number 1: There is a security camera in the pool room downstairs where you can pretend you’re beating up people with your pool stick and concerned faces will rush down with question marks and syringes to try and coerce you into leaving calmly and quietly.
Number 2: If you tell cute girls to watch beforehand, they might actually be turned on by a performance of such a raw and improvised nature, and thusly invite you to their cabs for conversation and, potentially, sex.
So fights are definately overplayed. And number 2 is false.

bar fight [audio]

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